I told my mom I was going on a date and her first reaction was to tell me to give her a picture of the guy im meeting with so that the police have a lead to go on
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
mostexcellentgiraffe said: Think swinging for the fences will get your brain a flowin?
I should probably get some actual work done before I go play